Dogpile

Me: sitting in a wide-open stretch of grass on campus after a long walk with Montana. Two female college students approach. They walk within three feet of Montana. Montana stands (which should be differentiated from lunging, barking, etc.)

Female Student #1: [jumping back] THIS IS WHY I HATE DOGS! OH MY GOD! THIS IS WHY I F*@KING HATE DOGS! DID YOU JUST SEE THAT? I F*@KING HATE DOGS!

Montana: sits, rolls in grass with big ears.

Currently keeping:

office hours

Lesson plan for this week:

how to write a proposal, including proposals to ban all standing dogs on campus

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